An asymmetric hairstyle which is the result of a person (usually a young female) styling the front part of their hair while looking straight into a mirror without regard to the sides or back part of their hair. This gives the appearance of disproportionately large hair when looking face to face, while flat at any other angle of view.
Dude, look at the girl...her hair is huge in the front but flat everywhere else. She wearing a western storefront!
by kdjo66 May 30, 2009
A genius waiting to be recognized. One who may not be a true genius but is a Jenius in some way, shape or form.
Ready for success.
Ready for success.
There is a storefront jenius in all of us. That cockacoo be a storefront jenius, check him out, Tatiana. Hold up Sven, this be the workings of a storefront jenius.
by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 27, 2007
Noun
Used to describe a person's outfit when all or most of what they're wearing is all the same brand, resulting in them looking like the outfits in the front windows of a store.
Most common mistakes are wearing a shirt and sweater/jacket of the same brand, or a shirt and bottom of the same brand (not spotted as easily).
Usually not a good fashion choice.
Used to describe a person's outfit when all or most of what they're wearing is all the same brand, resulting in them looking like the outfits in the front windows of a store.
Most common mistakes are wearing a shirt and sweater/jacket of the same brand, or a shirt and bottom of the same brand (not spotted as easily).
Usually not a good fashion choice.
Person 1: "Bob has a pretty good sense of style for a guy."
Person 2: "Not yesterday - he had a storefront outfit on."
Person 2: "Not yesterday - he had a storefront outfit on."
by Da Poopy May 6, 2012
A.k.a. "yard sale". Often you can get good bargains on good-quality household items there, but you hafta always watch out for damaged/defective/worn-out items and inflated prices.
Brick-and-mortar shops do indeed usually charge a lot more for stuff than a front-lawn storefront, but yard-sale items usually don't come with a warranty or money-back guarantee, so it's kind of a trade-off..
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
A business who stages their services in a community in order to feed off the wealth while investing little of the revenue back into the broader community. Services are often but not always lower value Pleasure or entertainment-themed.
Sarah: There is a Psychic setting up shop in town.
Jennifer: Uh oh. Storefront Coyote coming to prey on vulnerable people.
Jennifer: Uh oh. Storefront Coyote coming to prey on vulnerable people.
by Dread Pirate Skeptic March 31, 2019