Tag der Störche 

Der 2. Mai gilt international als Storchen Tag.
Dieser Tag darf jedoch nur von Ilayda und Cedric gefeiert werden.. (Oberhäupter und Erfinder diesen wundervollen Tages).
Dieser Tag soll an das Glück dieser Störche erinnern und daran, wie sehr sich die beiden schätzen.

Alles gute zum Internationalen Tag der Störche, mein Freund!

Tag der Störche by CedricStorch August 1, 2022

A storch in time saves nine 

A storch in time saves nine, is Morman slang for using protection.

"Honey, don't forget a storch in time saves nine."

A storch in time saves nine by George_Orwell 1984 May 11, 2020

Scorched Earth Bitch

When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.

O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.

Scorched Earth Bitch by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020

Scorched Mexican Policy 

Noun referring to a Hispanic contingent that has received excessive exposure to the sun's ultraviolet rays. Also known as Mexican sunburn.

What's with the Scorched Mexican Policy, Holmes ? Haven't you ever heard of sunblock ?

Scorched Mexican Policy by Juan del Tostada April 4, 2013

stouchebag 

a stouchebag is as it sounds, a combination of the words stupid and douchebag, used to describe a person of extreme idiocy.

Wow, I've seen some dumbasses in my life, but that stouchebag just takes the cake.

stouchebag by poopoopoo1 October 30, 2007

Starched 

Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.

fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.

Starched by TheJDH November 7, 2016

Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.

Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

Starched Towelette by Team Sexual July 13, 2010