stoplight party 

A party where guests wear the the colors of the traffic signal to denote their relationship status: green means they're single, red means they're taken, and yellow means their relationship status is "complicated"

I think we should host a Valentine's Day stoplight party!

stoplight party by Dave Harris November 25, 2007

Stoplight party 

A stoplight party is where you wear the colors of your relationship status. If you wear green it means you're single, red is taken, yellow means you're into someone at the party.

Matt: Hey, you guys going to Audrey's stoplight party?
Darren: What's a stoplight party?
Matt: Dude just wear red, nothing is more hot than a dude you can't get with.

Stoplight party by Geavanni June 19, 2020

stoplight party 

At a red light you put the car in park then everyone gets out and starts dancing like crazy to whatever music works happens to be on. People tend to dance ON the car.

*light turns red*
STOPLIGHT PARTY!

stoplight party by VVeedson March 24, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012