|1.||Stop and Blow|
A stop and blow is when you pull off the road or park somewhere to either:
A)Roll up a blunt and continue driving or
B)Straight up park and take a hit.
Derived from Stop and Go, which is a stop for gas or some shit.
Guy 1: What's with those guys at the far end of the parking lot just sitting there?
*Windows roll down, smoke fumes out, car drives away slowly*
Guy 2: I see, just a little stop and blow. I will call the authorities.
|2.||Stop and go traffic|
When a male attempts to perform the act of urination and suddenly a turtle head approaches the end of the cave. Immediately rendering the urinater to pinch it off resulting in failing to push out the pee. This creates the same effect as stop and go traffic battling to push out urine and simultaneously pinch off a loaf.
Example 1: Damnit, i can't piss cause i'm too busy clenching cheek, stupid stop and go traffic.
|3.||going to stop and shop|
a phrase meaning either to go to a brach of the supermarket chain "stop and shop", or to go and smoke weed. In semi-rare cases the latter act will be followed by the former, fufilling the double meaning of the phrase.
friend 1: "hey dude, wanna be going to stop and shop?"
friend 2: "which one?"
friend 1: "both."
friend 2: "yeah"
A genius idea of selling donuts in the back of a car in bumper to bumper traffic.
Originated from Two and a Half Men
...I know! Well call them, stop-and-GO-NUTS!
|5.||slam and jerk|
A harsher version of stop and go traffic. Most common at high speeds. Can result in whiplash and headaches. :D
Slam when you slam on your breaks.
Jerk when you jerk forward going from 0 to 60 in less than 5 seconds XD
Most common in California!
Jeez mom!! Can you drive any easier? You're giving me whiplash!!
Sorry! We are in the middle of slam and jerk traffic!
|6.||stop and go's|
when u stop they still go
im sittin on them stop and go's
|7.||stop and go|
me: adria stop and go
adria: oh u bitch
me: eenie meenie miny HOE
adria: oh no u didnt gurl
me: bipity BOPETY boop