stooge monkey 

a goofy ass idiot with the body resemblence of an ape

Your a stooge monkey!

stooge monkey by Psycho Crazie #1 & 2 April 19, 2004

Spooge Monkey 

One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey".

I went over to pick JB up for golf and that "spooge monkey" was at it again. or JB is such a "spooge monkey" no wonder he has such a monster slice.

Spooge Monkey by gmonk March 12, 2003

Spooge Monkey 

A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.

I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.

Spooge Monkey by JB March 12, 2003

spooge monkey 

Can mean anything - and object or place.

Can you hand me the spooge monkey over there?

spooge monkey by HurleyCub March 4, 2017

spoogemonkey 

n. A dorky person; someone as welcome to have as monkey jizz

Sipowicz grabbed the skell, smacked him around, and yelled, "You little spoogemonkey!"

spoogemonkey by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003