Marjory stoneman douglas high 

A garbage filled highschool with incompetant teachers who assign too much homework, rich blonde bimbo bitches who sleep with everyone's boyfriend and a whole lot of weed.
aka: douglas, stoneman douglas, msd

guy 1: UGH I just found out i'm going to marjory stoneman douglas high next year
guy 2: Here's a gun, just kill yourself now

Marjory stoneman douglas high by Jessicaisrad June 14, 2008

stoneman 

Another way to say stoner.

Chris: "Want some weed?"
Dan: "I didn't know you were a stoneman."

stoneman by DannyK June 7, 2005

Stonerman 

The amazing superhero, who always manages to use his mystical powers to provide whatever you need, be it munchies, green, or money.
He has a young sidekick known simply as Ganja Girl.

We couldn't find any green last night, but then Stonerman showed up and saved us!

Stonerman by Auras July 7, 2009

Marjory Stoneman Douglas 

a school full of weird emo kids, furries, druggies, and white sga whores. bitches name zoey and shit like that be hoing around your boyfriend when in reality she and her friends are the ugliest bitches. these ugly idiotic bimbos will steal your man because they have 1 thousand followers.

friend: “i go to marjory stoneman douglas”
me: “i keep you in my prayers”

Marjory Stoneman Douglas by xoxoasianbitch November 22, 2019

owen stoneman 

A fat bastardly lizard prick that eats more kfc than Godzilla

The local kfc tan put of chicken must of had an Owen stoneman

owen stoneman by power playa November 23, 2017

STONERMAN 

A fictional character that is 11' FT tall, Blue eyes, Never smiles, and his main thought is rape when he looks at somebody.

Man 1: Hey STONERMAN!
STONERMAN: (Unzips pants)
Man 1: Why me?....
People in the distance : Poor soul...

STONERMAN by bigkahuna360 February 24, 2011

stoneman 

Any person of extreme lethargy

The guy was as lazy as Stoneman

stoneman by Anonymous March 20, 2003