in stone

Like saying facts or TRUTH except way more official

Person one: Pizza is the perfect balance of all life’s greatest attributes.

Person two: Yessss. That’s in stone!

by ShoulderBoulder December 16, 2019

A Stone

It's a rock, what'd you expect? Well, another word for rock. I don't know! You should already know what a stone is!

Luigi: Mario! Look what I made!
Mario: That's a stone Luigi, you didn't make it.

by Scramptomtans September 9, 2018

Stoned

When one is killed as a form of capital punishment where a group throws stones at a person until death ensues.

Man 1: Yo I got so high last night and fucked this bitch last night...
Man 2: What! Adultery!?! Stone him!
(Crowd proceeds to pick up rocks and throw them at Man 1 until Man 1 is completely stoned to death.)

by Abraham101 March 20, 2013

stoned

the greatest feeling on the planet. achieved by the smoking of the cannabis plant which can be purchased from a dealer near you

"if im you, and youre them, and im her, but theyre me, who does that make us?"
"erm... man dis would b so much easier if i wasnt stoned"

by its a dopedate August 23, 2007

The Stones

Short for The Rolling Stones

IMO, The Stones are the greatest band of all time

by StonesFan1 November 17, 2009

stoned

To be under the influence of marijuana. Usually associated with bloodshot eyes, the munchies, and unexplained laughter.

I was so stoned last night I watched my dog eat a ham sandwich like it was cool.

by scoburn July 29, 2003

Stoned

a time when you come up with the funniest quotes in the world and your a fucking genious but dont remember any of it in the morning...

See the movie Blow w/ Johnny Depp.

by DW April 4, 2004