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tonsil stones

2 types of gasses composed into a "cheese" like matter ranging in size from the size of a pencil lead to the the size of a half of pea! I forget the gasses of course. When coughed up ans squished they smell like a cross inbetween ass and rotting carcuses. I suffer from this disorder and its not pleasent. I always thought it was from swollowing to much cum, but only if it were that simple.
"coughed up a chunk of cheese while brushing my teeth that smelt worse than a taco bell shit"
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tonsil stones

Usually not food but Post Nasel Drip (mucus) high in protien and good food source for bacteria finds its way in to tonsils accurs more at night
tonsil stones by . August 25, 2003

Tonsil Stone Gun

When you cough up a tonsil stone with so much force and pressure it flings out your mouth.
I wanted to say something to my crush, but as soon as I said my first word it flung into HER throat. Damn Tonsil Stone Gun!

Tonsil Stones

Also known as tonsilloliths, are cheese-like half solid within the crevices of the tonsils.
One of the causes of bad breath.
I can feel the tonsil stones in my tonsils!!!!! But they just can't get out. Damn
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026