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in the way i use the word its someone who smokes weed and still has a life

but a pot head would be someone who is stoned all the time but can't chill

theyre just to fucking stoned all the time

(thats just how i use the words pot head and stoner)

and all these lame ass kids who are saying that weed is worse than cigs are fucking liars, yeah pure tabbaco ciggarets are fine probably no worse for you than weed smoke, but have you seen the list of all the fucking chemicals they put in a average ciggarett i mean the average ciggarett is way worse for you than a fucking joint

dude i could go on forever about how some of these people who hate on weed and stoners are fucking idiots
"yeah kara's a pretty cool stoner we toke and then we chill, and theres nothing wrong with that"
by super_skara July 29, 2008
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A stoner is a peaceful, relaxed, nice guy/gal who likes to smoke the funky 'erb! Stoners are usually seen in small groups of 3 or 4 and sometimes in pairs. They generally have slightly bloodshot eyes (or red eye) when baked, and always wear a little smile. A stoner is not to be confused with a pothead. Potheads are a lot more dependant on weed and aren't as chilled as stoners.

Stoners enjoy socialising and laughter and being with their friends. They typically wear an open shirt and a t-shirt. They often own a pair of canvas shoes, well worn in by the numerous stoner adventures the wearer has been on! Stoners generally walk slowly and are very rarely pissed off, tending to be peaceful and relaxed. They are nearly always broke and when the next paycheck comes their way, it all gets spent immediately on the herb. Stoners generally don't mind this as their money has been spent on weed and they recognise that the best things in life are free, except mary jane which is worth all their money! They are also known for frequently using words like "dude" and "bro" and are often in need of snacks like doritos and a drink of something.

Stoners will always have their closest friends but when they meet fellow stoners, even if they have never met before, it's like meeting family. Stoners have a beautiful union and truly see eachother as one global family. They all tend to have a mutual distrust and dislike of their opressors such as government and the police (or the "pigs").
*Ring Ring...Ring Ring*
Jon: "H-hello"
Cal: "Hey dude, it's Cal"
Jon: "Oh hey dude! How-how's it-how's it goin'?"
Cal: "Not bad man, what you up to stoner?"
Jon: "Come round dude, me, Steve and Jay are just smokin some bud"
Cal: "Sure man! I got an eigth and need to smoke it with someone."
Jon: "Sweet dude! (To Steve and Jay) Guys, Cal's got and eigth, he's comin round!
Steve: Is he that stoner guy you know who we had an L with the other night?
Jon: Yeah man!
Jay: Fuck yeah! He was awesome!
Jon: Come round dude
Cal: See you in 5?
Jon: Yeah, much love dude!
Cal: I'll bring my four footer
by SmokeItUp September 23, 2010
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A stoner is a person who does recreational drugs, most commonly marijuana. He/she is usually a passive, analizing person who rarely has bad intentions although he or she may hurt someone but only out of innoncence and distraction. People link stoners with dumb individuals or losers; this is not the case for the most part.
A perfect example of the explanation above is me and my group of friends. We all smoke weed, some more than others, but at the end we are all good people. Me and my stoner friends all perform well in school; I got 1200's in my SAT and I had 2 bowls the previous night to relax before going to sleep. Other drugs that I've experimented with include Shrooms(twice) & Ecstacy(once) I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend (another stoner) and we enjoy being with each other always, with or without weed. For those who hate on bud because you believe it makes you a lousy driver, I've been driving for 1 year and I've driven high before and never gotten into a car accident. I dont recommend you hotbox while driving, not because you'll be high, but because the cops might stop you. Drugs affect each person differently, just know your limit and have FUN
by EPB October 11, 2007
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- One that is inclined to smoke cannabis on a habitual basis to achieve a continuously desired mindset.

- The Stoner is naturaly a mild mannered individual who enjoys sharing the cannabis with others so they may also achieve the desired mindset brought on by smoking the natural herb.

- Stoners dedicate copious amounts of their income twords purchasing, growing and/or collecting paraphernalia to provide the means to smoke more cannabis.
That dude, Richard is a total stoner.
He's high so often that I don't think he knows what it's like not to be stoned.
by mandregan November 17, 2006
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A STONER IS: A person who's gift of extra ordinary logicality has led to them to realize the real meaning of life. A person who isnt afraid to reach the freedom ALL people crave to own. These S.t.o.n.e.r.s (As i smoke 3 times a day) don't hurt feelings. they dont make fun of the nerds, they dont climb a clock tower with an uzi, they dont do crack, they dont live on another planet, and they dont need weed to have fun. they know its bad for them, but so is working all day everyday till your 60, then retiring and dying at 65 from so much stress and depression. they are much smarter than you think, but considering all that happens when they say something is people ignore (ignorance) they have just decided theres no point in talking. they live life the way it is supposed to be. they are good people, peaceful people, people trying to make everyone get along. A stoner is normally born from a parent who didnt have much a childhood, the guys that worked thier whole lives and dont understand anything. They are ignorant and ruin thier different, creative, sensitive childs lives. Normally a father (just like my parents ruined me). I love weed, it should be legalized and ignorant pricks should all die so us stoners could live in the peaceful serene place we long to inhabit.
"Look at yourself in the mirror. What do you see? In your slacks and sports coat. I see nothing, i see someone who always listened, someone with nothing to them but the rules they have followed. You think you look nice and respectable in that? You know who gets respect? The guy walking down the street to work with a cigarrete in his mouth, in his pajamas. Becasue people fear him, because hes different. Hes the one that people look up to. They wish they had that freedom, that lack of insecurity. So they scrutinize them, becasue they can. Fuck you. Your nothing, and 100 years from now no one will have known you existed, but not me. I will ring in eternity."

"Shut up STONER"
by B-mosh October 16, 2006
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Someone who is just generally laid back and enjoys everybodys company and loves to smoke. Usually loves rock music and weed.
A stoner is someone that's played guitar for 2 hours straight and can't remember any thing they played due to smoking too much weed and killin their memory. (like me)
by xXKaylaXx August 30, 2006
32 22
stoners are pretty awesome. they are lay back, chill, peaceful, nd true stoners arent low-life. they noe how to control themselves while fucking stoned. they dnt NEED weed, they(we) just like life alot more with it. they think so much and have the best ideas, and most thoughts while high.
stoners arent low life, couch potatos. many stoners i noe(MY friends) actually play sports, get good grades, and are social. they just want the best for everyone and everything in life:)
stoner 1-heyy...
stoner 2-pack itt:]
by duuude;] October 11, 2008
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