Someone who thinks absolutely any problem, no matter how severe can be solved with THC.
Stoner John: I have multiple skull fractures, I need to see a doctor.
Mr Mush: Relax and hit this bong, you'll be fine. The best cure for a concussion is a little mushin'.
by Mr Mush July 10, 2008
Having the title of a stoner can only truly be recieved by someone who has made blazing a part of their life. A stoner has one true love which is herb and will blaze all day everyday with his crew or whoever else wants to join. Someone who is carefree and just goes with it. Most true stoners have an outlook on life which is enlightened and can see how others are obessed worthless things like money,clothes,cars,etc.
Kid-"Should we go to the football game this weekend or go to the mall?"

by Jon44442220000 October 25, 2008
painful erection that last for 30+ minutes and is usually caused by an overdose from viagra
that guy in scary movie 4 had a horrible stoner
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010
Someone who smokes alot. Usually a very nice, peaceful person who is harmless. Looked down on society as nothing. They are some of the coolest, chilled out people that you will get the privileged of meeting. Usually are liked by all the groups in school, and has no enemies.
Nerd: Look at Jason, what a stoner.
Athelete: Yea, but he is cool to talk to.
Nerd: true.
by sweetemotion09 May 21, 2007
An articulate, intelligent individual who thrives to achieve a certain perspective in life by par-taking in the smoking of cannabis. Do not confuse with "Pothead." For a stoner to be called one is a downright insult. Stoners will often smoke before conducting most activities.
Liz: What grade did you get?
John: Hahah. I actually got a B+
Liz: WTF, a B+?? But your a pothead!
John: Hey, just because I smoke bud doesn't mean I'm a pothead. Get it straight bitch, I'm a stoner!
by Bud.Guy November 09, 2007
A stoner is someone who frequently smokes marijuana. This isn't necessarily a bad thing; many people interpret the name to be derogatory when it is merely a name used to label a certain demographic. Contrary to popular belief, stoners aren't stupid - they vary in intelligence and should not be judged.
Paul is an intelligent and popular kid. He takes many rigorous courses in school and maintains good grades. Of his many interests, weed is one of his favorites . He smokes every day, but is not obvious about it. Yes. Paul is a stoner however, nobody judges him.

by pork_ch0p January 21, 2009
not to be confused with the term pothead, which is used to refer to someone who is positively incapable of functioning without pot and is in many cases very stingy with sharing their stash. stoners however are kind, gentle souls who have either been mellowed out by smoking pot on a regular basis or who started out that way. a true stoner will share his stash with pretty much anyone, anytime, just hit em up and they'll be happy to light up a bowl or a nice fat doobie.

pothead: needs their weed and doesnt much care what they have to do to get it, be it violence, stealing, or whatever level they have to stoop to. these people are the reason people who smoke weed have the social stigma that they get

stoner: definitely enjoys the pleasures of weed but doesn't really need it, but would much rather go through their day stoned than sober. stoners are generous with their weed and are willing to sacrifice their immediate high to let you get 'where you wanna be'. ive never seen a violent stoner in my life, the two just dont seem to go together.
uh...the word's what am i suppoed to put in this box...? gimme a break im writing this while im trashed
by Narwhal May 15, 2007

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