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141.
One whose hobby is to throw stones.
The stoner killed two birds with one stone.
by Rickchick April 24, 2004
 
142.
Stoners are funny folk we have know worrys about life. what goes around comes around. After 1-4 we love to listen to music chill out with mates talk comeplete "bollocks" drink out our dry mouth and munch away our MUCHIES! Stay in complete relaxation and wake up 4 hours later ready to have enougher 4-6 then anuffer 6-8 then the ball starts rollng and you carnt stop......................But dont worry about it. Lifes to short!
Stoner 1. this is soo coool
Stoner 2. wooow
Stoner 3. Sum one skin up
Stoner 4. whos that over there i reackon i know him !
Stoner 1, hehehehe!!!!!
Stoner 2 does any one have a drink
by Stonerkid July 25, 2007
 
143.
Same thing as a pothead; A person who smokes marijauna
The people hanging out in the park smoking weed are stoners
by Vostok August 13, 2005
 
144.
A small creature living, usually huddled in corner swaying.
"Dude Wheres My car..... I don't know dude"
by Kemp January 17, 2005
 
145.
A consummate professional at the art of getting stoned. Generally still works a kiddie job like pizza delivery; may or may not still live with parents.
I saw this line of stoners outside the ticket office, and I was like, what?! Then I realized they were selling Phish tickets.
by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
 
146.
Someone who is a loser. They are usually stupid but mostly due to the fact that they have smoked themselves that way. These people usually work a dead end job and dont amount to anything. They are usually moochers and somehow convince other people to do stuff/buy stuff for them. They need interventions because they cant function without pot.
See that stupid dude/chick? He/she's a stoner.
Bummer.
by Bobby mc queen April 13, 2008
 
147.
Someone who stones
Alec the vampire slayer
by Mehaha February 28, 2004