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stonehenged 

When you're trying to hook up with someone, but people/friends around you don't realize and go on to surround you on all sides, making the situation as awkward as humanly possible while also making it impossible to leave without causing some serious commotion.
Dude, I was going to hook up with that chick but we got stonehenged the whole time.
stonehenged by Ye110 January 4, 2011

Stonehenged 

When an item you receive is much smaller than you anticipated when you ordered it (a la the Stonehenge model in "This is Spinal Tap")
Bruce: I ordered a poster off eBay but it was tiny. I thought it would be a lot bigger.

Steve: Yeah man, you got Stonehenged
Stonehenged by MetalliStripe March 26, 2016

Stonehenged 

A term used for someone really, really high from marijuana.
"Dude, I'm absolutely STONEHENGED! I smoked like 12 bowls to my own dome!"
Stonehenged by dakin403 September 18, 2009

stonehenging 

1.) The activity of setting multiple couches pointing upwards and/or putting even more couches horizontally sat on top of those. Frequently performed done in the communal rooms of college living quarters.

Widely practiced at Wabash College in Crawfordsville, IN, Most likely originating in the Kappa Sigma house.

Stonehenging does not break anything, per se -- though the almost inevidable result is that someone drunker, clumsier, or more angry will pass by a stonehenged room and begin letting entropy run it's course.

2.) The process by which you set someone up for disaster without actually doing anything yourself.
1.)
Ralph and I were stonehenging Tau Iota Tau last night. It was rad. When I see couches, I think of duplos for grown-ups.

-Yeah, and then sandy came in real sloppy and went to town knocking everthing down

2.) Dude, you totally stonehenged me by telling everyone to smash bottles on my driveway. Now I can't move my car, and my feet won't stop bleeding.

Nigger Stonehenge 

A group of Portable Bathrooms arranged in a circle to resemble the Stonehenge.

Stonehedge Chin 

A hairy untrimmed bearded chin that resembles a male human being's testicular sack. When shaved; it becomes a Peter chin.
Parker: Whoa, dude.. Put that shit away, man!

Kyle: What are you talking about? This is just me Stonehedge Chin!

Parker: Oh, damn.
Stonehedge Chin by Arkerpa October 18, 2010