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Stone job: Pronounced {STONE-JOB!}

Believed to be derived of Spanish and English origins, with its true beginnings shrouded in a history as odd as the act itself.

a) The act of inadvertently neglecting to keep prearranged meetings.

b) The act of absentmindedly abandoning a friend(s) at a house party, without informing said friend(s) of your abrupt departure.

c) The unintended failure to return phone calls for hours, sometimes days and even months on end.

Although the earliest known occurrences are believed to have been committed by a single male in his youth, the term and action have played out over the course of time to include all forms of life.

After years of research and observation it is proven to be an involuntary response to some of, but not limited to, the following: a) self-absorption b) aloofness c) carelessness d) drunkenness e) smoking to much fucking weed.

While a STONE JOB is not malicious in nature, it can be emotionally detrimental to the unsuspecting victim. Without a proper understanding of a STONE JOB it can leave its target with feelings of disorientation, despair, resentment, and depression, some of the effected casualties have reported mild to acute cases of anger, rage, and hatred. In most cases the discomfort subsides within one or two days, but can last in excess of a week depending on the severity of the affliction.

It was thought to be a lost practice until its reemergence in Riverhead, New York, sometime around the mid to late eighties.
Example:

Guy one: Hey, how was the Slayer concert?
Guy two: I don't know Eric never picked me up from work.
Guy one: oh man STONE JOB huh?
Guy two: yeah, but one day I will get even...
Stone job by ed fagan January 21, 2008
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Stome Job 

Penetrating deeply into the throat can be difficult during oral sex, but not when she has a Stoma. A Stome Job is a phlegmy blow job given through a hole in the throat "Stoma".
"Dude I was chilling at the Tobacco help clinic and remember that scary looking old bitch, she gave me a Stome Job in the back of the van!"
"I was gettin some Stome the other day and that's the first time my 2 inch dick has ever bottomed out."
Stome Job by slapNtickle July 23, 2018

stoke job 

Similar in appearance to the douch bag. The stroke job can easily be spotted at the bar wearing his express for men dress shirt with a neck tie at 10:30 pm. Exercise caution when approaching the stoke job, although he will tell you he is in "sales" what he means is, "I sell airtime at verizon wireless on commission."
"Check out the Gordon Geko wanna be at the bar."

"No shit. Nice tie stroke job!"

"Also dude, I think those rimless sunglasses might be for women."

"Why do you say that?"

"They have heart shaped lenses."
stoke job by mams January 4, 2005

Stonejob 

A Type of Handjob involving the person giving the handjob glueing multiple rocks to their hands to inflict more pain and stimulate their partner in that manner
"My Girlfriend gave me the best stonejob...but now my dick hurts."

"The best rocks to use for stonejobs are small pebbles."
Stonejob by MuffinTop1490 December 6, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026