In class a kid is afforded an opportunity to try something different he could play video games in his desk or go to the bathroom but in the time it took to go to the bathroom I was unopportunified by an unsuspected guy who thought it was ok to pick up my Nintendolike I had a process of do work in class before leaving an I’m normally don’t to be surprised by a Warrent of petty disguise when I was the suspended on size
Man look mufuka done told the teacher I’m beating my dick in class when I haven’t even whipped out my penis for a girl mufuka stonasized me
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.