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no taste like stolen melon 

There is an old Southern saying that there is no watermelon as sweet tasting as a stolen melon!
Uncle T Bone taught me there is no taste like stolen melon!

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.
Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

Stolen bike 

noun. A bike that someone with no job and no money has taken from someone else, claiming it for themselves. Usually found being ridden by a hobo, or in the garage of a a marijuana grow-op in a shitty one horse town.
The Fuzz found my motherfucking stolen bike in the garage of some stupid nigger's grow op in Pemberton BC
Stolen bike by sdkhgas April 19, 2006

Stolen moments 

The time when you leave aside work and other daily routines to do something you really care.
Babe, can I steal a hug from you?

But we are meeting for a lunch date tomorrow !

Babe, it won't be a stolen moment if I am not stealing .... And be able to hug you is definitely the best type of stolen moments
Stolen moments by Babe01! June 15, 2017

Game Stopental 

Buying a Used Game Stop video game in order to exploit the 7 day return policy, thus playing the game for free.
Ant: "You buy it yet?"

Ricky: "Fuck that, I'm not paying 60 bucks for Battlefield 3, im just going to Game Stopental that shit."
Game Stopental by M1ND V1RUS October 19, 2011
The word that you looked up just to see "buy stolen mugs, tshirts and magnets".
No, the mugs, T-shirts and magnets are NOT stolen.
Stolen by Charles McBiscuitshire February 24, 2011