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stogursey 

Stogursey is a small village in Somerset west of Bridgwater. It is a shit hole nicknamed ‘inbredville’ because everyone living there is related. The people and families there are seriously messed up (think Jeremy Kyle) the adults know nothing about good parenting. The parents smoke, get pissed and swear in front of their children. It’s no wonder that the youth are illiterate scum that start smoking aged 9, get pregnant aged 11 and can’t walk past someone minding their own business without shouting abuse at them.

Stogursey is completely invisible to anyone living outside. There are several villages around the town Bridgwater e.g. cannington, combwhich, nether stowey. People living in Bridgwater have heard of all of these but for some reason not stogursey. Even people that should know better get it wrong, for example if a news crew wanted to find out local people’s views about the PowerStation hinkley point they mistake cannington as the nearest village.
Stogursey Kid: "Yeah your gay and you know it"

Passer by minding his own business: "Stop trying to be hard, you cocky little shit. your like 12."
stogursey by Ben Dover 63209 July 26, 2010
adjective.
1. A type of journey that is, or was, difficult and full of struggles.

2. What tends to occur when someone attempts to teach their self something new, without any formal instruction, and it proves to be difficult and tiring.
Why would one want to say "it was not only a journey, but a struggle as well", when you can knock it out in one word: it sure was a stourney.
Stourney by LaDartCreative June 6, 2010

Stogure Alexandra Gabriela 

The best girl i've ever met in my entire life.
teacher: "Stogure Alexandra Gabriela"
gabi: "Presentoo"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008