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A legend, born from the shadows, some call him Super Sexy StJohn, others call him long shlong John, to the blind he's the sight, to the deaf he's the sound and to the intelligent he's sexy. All StJohns share one thing in common and that's their passion for not giving a fuck
StJohn is sexy
StJohn by Exitkerb November 22, 2021
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StJohn is an incredible guy, who is very intelligent and picks up new skills quickly. He is handsome and athletic without being too cocky, and lights up a room with his charm and humour. He can sometimes be a little introverted but he comes out of his shell for people worth talking to. Anyone who is friends with or in a relationship with a StJohn should feel very lucky, as they are as extraordinary and rare as the unique spelling of their name.
"I had no idea that guy was so funny! And handsome! I guess some guys really have it all!"
"Yeah, he was a total StJohn"
StJohn by Anonymous-Unknown November 24, 2021

Pulling a St John 

When you hang out with people so you can get smoked out, then randomly ditch them using a lame excuse like "my parents want me home now."
guy 1: Hey man I gotta go feed my dog now, I'll catch you later.

guy 2: Man your lying, now that you smoked your just leaving, your "Pulling a St John" bro.
Pulling a St John by C4LV4R3$1 January 9, 2011

St John Ambulance 

An ambulance service which is run by volunteers of all ages providing first aid and medical treatment to members of the public throughout the world.

Its not just about putting plasters on cuts, members attend numerous training courses such as FAW (First Aid at Work) and AED (Automated External Defribulator) and have helped to save thousands of people lives and work in a close partnership with the local ambulance services.

Without St John Ambulance no events such as the London Marathon, Triathlon and football matches would be able to go ahead.

Often wrongly shortened to "St John's Ambulance"

Like the police and the army, there are different ranks within the organisation; cadet leader, corporal, sergent etc. Also, members quite often are nurses and doctors with years of medical experience.

Badgers are the members from 5-10, cadets from 11-18 and adults from 18 years.

Being a member is fantastic, its really worthwhile and fun to be a part of something so intricately organised, some people dont realise how much work goes into each duty and how long people spend helping others, but its all worthwhile and a great organisation to be a part of.
St John Ambulance is a worldwide organisation that helps thousands of people each year.

"Wow, St John Ambulance rocks!"
St John Ambulance by grape_vine February 27, 2005

St John's College Cardiff 

A shit school with shit people and shit teachers. Like Ms Jones really be out here giving people death stares and shiz. The teachers really be Givin detentions for not bringing a book and having ur hair down. Like actually why? All of them really be not calm. And jus no. Girls really be out here having boyfriends with 2 years oldrr. And girls thinking they run the school and the boys think they be drug dealers or some shit. But they really jus be wearing puma.
St John's college Cardiff is shet

collin st john 

A hunk, probably the hottest guy in the world. He gets all the girls and can beat anyone in basketball.
Woah, look at collin st john, he just hit 15 three-pointers!
collin st john by Yuhboi December 20, 2016

Paige St.John 

A woman who won the 2011 pulitzer for her great journalism skills. She worked her way to the top of the news paper bussines from the bottom. She lives in Florida curently and is one of the most powerfull women of the year, always puting her job first. Alot of insurance companies that are braking the law are being recognized for their bad ways, because of Paige.
You're pulling an all-nighter at work? What are you trying to do, be the next Paige St.John?