Stinky Cock Syndrome 

After a long day doing whatever makes cocks stinky, one reaches a point where his friends can smell his cock whilst sitting next to him.
It is the gaseous form of Dick Cheese

George - "What's that smell Jero? It smells like Dick Cheese"
Jero - "No its not, I suffer from Stinky Cock Syndrome"

Stinky Cock Syndrome by Dillo12232 November 19, 2010

Stinky Ass Cock 

A foul smelled penis, usually has an excessive amount of smegma built up around the tip.

Tyrone: God damn dirty Joe, you got one stinky ass cock!
Dirty Joe: Shut the fuck up, you like that shit.

Stinky Ass Cock by Stinky Nigger Dick September 19, 2017

Cock Stinky 

Someone who is really hammered, knows it, and decides they are going to drive home.

Dude, he was so drunk and wanted to go home! So we blocked the door, and the back door, but he still got out and drove home! What a Cock Stinky!

Cock Stinky by Jordan Carroll July 10, 2007

sticky cock smoke bomb 

When you cum under water in the bathtub, and get out shortly after. It feels like a glue bottle exploded on your stomach and treasure trail, because the cum doesn't clean very easily, and requires scrubbing.

The first time my cock smoked i thought it was a genie, but then i realized it was a sticky cock smoke bomb.

sticky cock smoke bomb by handl3r November 7, 2007

slinky cock 

A type of cock that can be stretched out to a certain length more than an average cock can

yo bro he’s so lucky he has one of those slinky cocks

slinky cock by daddycoley March 19, 2019

cock stink

When you don't wash your cock for a long time, you develop cock stink

Fuck buddy, you have mad cock stink

cock stink by Iced T October 12, 2006

Cock Slinky 

When your having sex on opiates and your dick starts to go slightly limp but is still in action. Hence Cock Slinky.

Girlfriend: Whats goin on babe?
Me/You: Hold on babe I got Cock Slinky

Cock Slinky by Mikis January 2, 2015