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stinkpalm 

Grotesque act of social terrorism.
1) Spot someone you have little or no respect for at a social gathering.
2) Sneakily put your hand down the back of your own pants, and have a good rummage, exposing it to (how can I put this..?) ass-sweat.
3) Boldly run up to your target, extending the 'infected' hand for him/her to shake.
4) They are left with a stinky hand and complete ignorance of the insult they have been exposed to. You are left with an equally stinky hand, but also a sense of pride/victory.

Aka Shaolin Stinkpalm
"Beware the Shaolin Stinkpalm, you fool!"
stinkpalm by Stooo March 20, 2003
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stinkpatch 

An overused, uncleaned vagina. Most likely to be found on the common whore or local tramp.
"Jeez Sally, maybe you should head home and take a shower cuz your stinkpatch is foul."

or

If I fuck one more john tonight, my stinkpatch will be sore for days!
stinkpatch by Buck Fever January 4, 2010
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stinkpalm 

To stick your hand down the crack of your ass and then shake hands with an enemy, hopefully where they will eat with their fingers.
"Dude I just stinkpalmed that stuck up Wing King!"
stinkpalm by podgmc February 9, 2003

stinkpants 

stink·pants
n.

A person who is acting like a jerk. Saying things that are rude and offensive, being lazy and selfish. Intentionally trying to upset other people.
· "Wow my Rooster was being a real stinkpants all afternoon."

· "What crawled up your craw, stinkpants?"

· "Even though the Baby made brown, Mari was still the biggest stinkpants."

Stinkpad 

A portable (laptop) computer manufactured by IBM.
You mean they're trashing my Dell and giving me a goddam Stinkpad?
Stinkpad by DonH October 21, 2003

stinkpaste 

the physical accumulation of filth following the release of a fart
Zoey was really into Bill, but he was always covered in stinkpaste.
stinkpaste by "gendo" April 3, 2019

stinkjawslvr 

A genuinely good person that deserves way more than they're given.
stinkjawslvr ... U like cats.