Stink Tank

A combination of the infamous "Upper Decker" and "Dry Dock". First, shut the flow of water off to the toilet by turning the valve on located low on the wall facing the back or side of the toilet. Then flush the toilet ensuring all the water gets flushed out. Then, remove the lide and defacate inside the tank and re install the lid. If you have a particularly large bowel movement or a partner you can defacate in the bowl as well for a traditional dry dock. This creates a highly concentrated sometimes lethal dosage of stink when the tank lid is removed so the tank can be inspected. Also known as the "Dry Deck". This should only be used in when absolutely neccessary. Or when staying at a freinds house.

Jason nearly passed out when he went into his bathroom and discovered the stink tank I had left behind for him. Afterwards, he became irrationally angry.

Stink Tank by DeezerPleaser October 15, 2010

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The Stank Tank

The act of defecating into th gas cap compartment of one's automobile. Similar in nature to the "upper decker."

Jeremy: Hey, Travis, what's smell coming from your car?
Travis: Oh no...
Jeremy: What?
Travis: I got stank tanked!
Jeremy: The Stank Tank!

The Stank Tank by Majomasw December 10, 2011

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Stank Tank

STANK TANK (as in a smelly THINK TANK):
A statement or way of thinking which characterizes the quintessential right-wing negative view of almost anything which is the least bit progressive, fair, logical, equitable, humanistic, or generally helpful to the common public-at-large.

Stank-tanking stretches right-wing tenets —even moderate ones— to a point which can only be described as irrational, unreasonable, cynical, grotesque, stupid, and often downright indecent (which, ironically, negates the "traditional moral values" right-wing tenet and renders it hypocritical). Usually racist, sexist, condescending and mocking of the down-trodden. Always short-sighted, selfish and narrow-minded.

Examples of STANK TANK:
-Corporations are people
-Women who use birth control are sluts
-Asians don't view life as "we" do: Life is cheap to them (quote from General Westmoreland, Vietnam era)
-College students are snobs
-"I'm unemployed too" (quote from millionaire, Mitt Romney)
-The unemployed are lazy
-"Work makes you free" (sign at concentration camp entrance)
-"Let them eat cake" (quote attributed to Marie-Antoinette, when told that the people had no bread to eat)
“If gays are granted rights, next we'll have to give rights to prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and to nailbiters.” (quote from Anita Bryant)
-Poor people deserve to be poor
-Black people should "go back to where they came from"
-Latinos are illegal until proven otherwise
-Global warming is a hoax
-If you've seen one Redwood tree, you've seen them all (quote from Ronald Reagan)
-The U.S. auto industry should go bankrupt
“... homosexuals cannot reproduce ...so they must recruit our children.” (Anita Bryant)
-Union workers are socialist thugs

Stank Tank by wordbird June 17, 2012