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What your vibrator becomes when you can't turn it on, ie: batteries have run out or people could overhear in an adjacent room.
When the batteries died, she shrugged and continued to use the vibrator as a stildo.
stildo by filthmouth January 2, 2014
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Someone who was a dildo when you first met or heard of him and has done nothing in time since to make you think otherwise.
You know that John Mayer has been shooting his mouth off about Jessica Simpson. I didn't like the guy when he first came on the scene and I don't like him now, he's a stildo. Or...That guy was a dildo in grade school, a dildo through his teens and after all this time nothing has changed-he's a stildo.
Stildo by The Winnipegerer February 16, 2010
stilettos that have black dildos on them
when i get that feeling i need that sexual healing, HEALING

stildo
A dildo covered in shit mostly because it's used for anal satisfaction.
Shildoe- "Damn i found jims mom's shildo, that thing is covered in shit like a chocolate covered pretzel!"
Shildoe by Fred in red August 22, 2008
shit in a condom & freeze it, than use it as a dildoe
im gonna go use my homemade shildoe
shildoe by Trenton BBB January 11, 2018

stildough 

i know your winning the game but stildough i can't catch up.
stildough by capt20 October 27, 2020