stuck on stiff

When someone gets shook so bad that they just stiff up and can't make any moves. Someone who's just there and not doing shit. Ain't really about that life.

You keep talking all that loud shit and you'll get stuck on stiff. End up with a can of starch.

stuck on stiff by son1 March 20, 2021

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.

"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night by Nick Meyer. April 1, 2008

stiff one-eye 

A penile erection. Also see hard-on, stiffy, chubby

"I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me."

-- Jack Nicholson about Greg Kinnear in "As Good as it Gets"

stiff one-eye by startrek3000 June 1, 2010

whats this sticky stuff on me 

Its sperm

Eww whats this sticky stuff on me

whats this sticky stuff on me by Crap knucle February 11, 2019

stuff on your head 

the phenominoa when you become much happier, or your outlook on life improves when you put stuff on your head

when you forget to be awesome, i advise you to put stuff on your head

stuff on your head by LIGHTNINGMAIDEN January 11, 2012

Stiff One

Another word for a male erection or boner

Steve: You dude, have you seen that new girl group girlicious's new music video?

Dimitri: Yea man, I've seen it like 5 times and I've gotten a Stiff One every time.

Stiff One by Dimitri G September 29, 2008

White Stuff on Dog Shit

The white matter that forms on dog shit after it sits for a spell.

The white stuff on dog shit is shit too.

White Stuff on Dog Shit by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011