sticky kid

Sticky kids usually live a more upper middle class life style with many toys relating to current kid friendly video games and are extremely spoiled. Their mom makes them Tyson chicken nuggets and wavy french fries often and they live in one of those mid 2000s built suburban neighborhoods. The name derives from the "sticky" look they seem to have, especially during the summer.

"I went to Walmart for some cheap food and saw a sticky kid screaming at his mom to buy him a $10 Minecraft shirt."

by roth1038 December 1, 2016

sticky ipad kid

a child who uses and ipad that is always dirty and covered in grime. then use the ipad in weird, contorted positions and often cough all over the ipad. they are disgusting.

ew look at that sticky ipad kid.

by cassidybowe July 30, 2021

Sticky ipad kid

is roc ge

Adam: Roc always licks people.
Oliver: It’s cause he’s a sticky ipad kid

by fortnite gamer 135246 August 15, 2021

Sticky Ipad Kid

A Child that has an Ipad, usually addicted. They wipe chip dust and boogers on the screen, and they bring the Ipad with them into the bathroom. Their Ipad is usually sitting on the ground covered in grease, and getting kicked by the chad older brother.

Dude, look at that weirdo, he's probably a Sticky Ipad Kid.

by Certified Lail-ien July 22, 2023

Kid Sticky

Kid sticky: sweat, spit, boogers, and unknown liquid and foods all combined together in an unidentifiable substance found on the hands, feet, and faces of all children under the age of 12

I was teaching a children's yoga class and all of the mats were covered in kid sticky by the end.

by Kilo_Foxtrot1 July 18, 2016

Sticky Kids

Another term for the sticky, white male ejaculate.

I shot my sticky kids inside of my girlfriend the other day impregnating her.

by backdrft76 August 14, 2022