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don't stick your dick in crazy

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A rule of the utmost priority for any outstanding gentleman/someone who wishes to not be murdered in their sleep.
Baz: I barely escaped with my life last night, this girl I used to sleep with came after me with a machete!
Gill: What did we tell you?
Baz: ...Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Gill: Don't stick your dick in crazy.
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I'll stick you in a wormhole 

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When you want to stick your boyfriend in a worm hole
"after getting us stuck on the other side of a wormhole" "I'LL STICK YOU IN A WORMHOLE"
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don't stick your dick in crazy

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A relatively recent but perennially true maxim, advising one to refrain from sexual congress with the unbalanced.
Bro 1: Dude, that girl with the Tori Amos shirt is HOT.
Bro 2: Bro, bro, always remember: Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy. Here me now and believe me later.
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stick your dick in crazy 

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When have sex with a girl and then she turns out to be completely crazy amd winds up dragging you into all kinds of drama.
Guy 1: "Dude, that girl is a complete nut job"
Guy 2: "I know! Word of advice man, don't stick your dick in crazy."
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stick your dick in me 

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When a female is so horny, that she wants her soulmate to fuck her in her ass or pussy. Most have prefered pussy.
"Stick your dick in me- OH YES-".
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Stick Your Dick in a Beehive 

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When one intentionally inserts themself into a bad situation.
When someone needs something that only a colossal ahole can provide, instruct them to take a deep breath, gather themself, and as they head off to certain doom, state, "Well, time to stick your dick in a beehive."
Stick Your Dick in a Beehive by dgull December 26, 2013
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