Starched
Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.
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Starched Towelette
The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.
Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???
- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.
dude......
Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.
In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.
starched towelette
- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.
dude......
Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.
In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.
starched towelette
Starched Towelette by Team Sexual July 13, 2010
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steeched by Killa Kizzle June 13, 2005
Starched Sock
A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.
Starched Sock by Big Chimper July 7, 2003
Storched
After a day of partying, you have at least one friend who may have just had too much fun with alcohol. As a good friend, you make sure that friend is taken care of.
If your friend does these three steps, in no particular order, then your friend has become storched.
You must have three parts to be storched: drunk to the point of forgetfulness; have a friend(s) physically get you to a safe place because you can no longer walk; and you must throw up. If all three parts align, you have officially been storched.
If your friend does these three steps, in no particular order, then your friend has become storched.
You must have three parts to be storched: drunk to the point of forgetfulness; have a friend(s) physically get you to a safe place because you can no longer walk; and you must throw up. If all three parts align, you have officially been storched.
Last night I got storched!
Storched by Amfsgoddess August 8, 2017
starched and cleaned
Starched and Cleaned is only used when u are ironin' ur clothes and u put heavy starch spray in to look so clean and straight. It could be Jeans, Shirt or Suit.
Every time i got out da crib, i gotta look Starched and Cleaned.
I'm Starched and Cleaned, i'm poppin' out lookin' good
I still represent da same neiborhood
I'm Starched and Cleaned, i'm poppin' out lookin' good
I still represent da same neiborhood
starched and cleaned by Screwmatic June 16, 2008