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Starboard Brained 

Denotes individual with predominate right cerebral cortex housing group. Commonly known as "Right Brained."

Character traits exhibited include: guided by feelings, impetuous actions, driven by imagination and intrigued be philosophical sciences.

Starboard Brained individuals are opposite of Port Brained ("Left Brained")individuals. Port Brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.


Starboard Brained by Yarn Theory February 23, 2009

starboard 

The right hand side of a naval vessel or airplane.
Iceberg sir. I put her hard-a-starboard and reversed the engines, but she was too close. - A night to remember.
starboard by Lord Butterknife November 19, 2005

Stereotard 

One who lacks the basic ability to make even the most simple music system work.
Blair is such a stereotard that she can't even use an Ipod.
Stereotard by Zetadog January 2, 2009

serbtard 

Combination of a serb and a retard.
Most serbtards are 13-year-old keyboard warriors who are LARPing e-chetniks on Discord.
Random user: Hey, srebrenica genocide was a really bad thing!
Serbtard: Srebrenica genocide didn't exist!!!1! *shitposts retarded meme about Ratko Mladić and Srebrenica*
Random user: Shut the fuck up, serbtard.
serbtard by 4afq June 16, 2021

Third wheel starboard 

When two people are going down on one pussy and another tongue tries to join in but is rebuffed with a splash.
Casey tried to join in but when he couldn't find room for his mouth, he realized he was being brutally third wheel starboarded.

sexboarding

When a girl is on top of a 69 squirts on the guys face under her.
"How did your date end with Sarah?"
"Dude. Careful she is into sexboarding."
"I know, last week she sexboarded me."
sexboarding by Tom Graper August 27, 2017