steorn 

a bullshitter, as in someone who makes outlandish claims without backing them up

That guy at the party said he had invented a formula, in his kitchen, for natural penis enlargement that really works, but he keeps forgetting to bring his samples. What a steorn.

steorn by BrianWasHere December 30, 2008

alex stern

Sarah’s Boyfriend

Alex stern loves Sarah

alex stern by Fuckerfromtheeast June 18, 2018

Stearnsy 

A travel mug filled with an alcoholic beverage or intoxicating substance.

Got your Stearnsy?

Stearnsy by jaggersx. February 17, 2017

Stornch 

To Stornch something is a homosexual term for storing items inside each other's anus.

'What did you do with those Apples' 'Don't worry I Stornch them for us to eat later.'

Stornch by Allthemandoids July 31, 2020

David Stern 

David Stern is the horrendous commissioner of the NBA. He allows referees to blatantly change the outcome of certain NBA games, most commonly playoff games and ALWAYS calls them "mistakes". The worst case happened in 2002 when the Lakers won Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals against the Kings because the refs gave the Lakers many free throw opportunities in the 4th quarter. All of the calls were against the Kings, and were not even fouls. This threw away the chances of seeing a Nets v. Kings Finals series in 2002. If you don't believe this, Google "the worst tragedy in sports".

When you really need him, Stern is going to make constant horrible decisions. In the NBA draft, the commissioner calls out the names of every player that is going to be selected in the 1st round. When he got to the podium on 6/24/10, the fans in Madison Square Garden booed him. Some good commissioner, eh? Stern cares only about money and ruining NBA teams and breaking the hearts of millions of fans.

David Stern fan: the lakers kings game wasnt fixed man you just a stupid hater who cant appreciate that the nba is the greatest sport ever!!!
Me: ...I ain't even gonna reply, but I have to, since you're such an idiot...watch the game and you'll see that it was fixed.
Stern fan: i aint gotta watch nothin to believe anythin foo!
Me -_-

David Stern by JustinBiebersucks June 28, 2010

David Stern 

A weaselly, power mongering, dumb shit prick who somehow became the commissioner of the NBA.

Also regularly has gay orgies with small market owners like Dan Gilbert, a butt-hurt, small market owner whose gay lover left him.

"You know, the trade was blocked for basketball reasons, I don't think you should be mad."

"What the fuck does David Stern know about basketball?"

David Stern by David Stern Sucks December 27, 2011

Sternlife

Sternlife is always doing and saying dumb shit. You break all homie laws, but get pissed when anybody else tries to break them. You think you know everything even though you're a baby in the game and are always getting schooled.

Hey, come out with us? We have 5 girls and only two guys and the girls said to bring some guys. Nah, I'm tried and I would rather play video games. STERNLIFE

Sternlife by Teddythekid October 22, 2014