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a steiny is a dick with balls the size of tennis balls. There is no immediate cure for steiny but we are workin on one. If you do have steiny, fk as many girls as u can because the chicks dig it.
IM sorry Mary, your child has steiny.
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To get raped up the ass, most likely by the boss himself, George Steinbrenner. All Yankees must get Steinied to be put on the roster.
Derek Jeter likes to have George come Steiny him before every game.
Steiny by K. Mhettos October 12, 2004
An incredible tool of a person; a douchebag. One who is not funny in any way and resorts to making fun in order to cover up their lack of self-confidence.
Person A: Wow that guy is not cool.
Person B: Ya hes a straight up fool.
Person C: I know, what a Steiny.
Steiny by G-Dawgy G-Dawgy G March 6, 2009

Steiner Math 

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
I did Steiner Math and believe it or not, they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

Wow, who knew?
Steiner Math by Scottathan Steiner February 5, 2021

Steins;Gate 

Steins;Gate is an amazing sci-fi/drama anime about time travel. It follows the story of 18-year-old Okabe Rintarou, a self-proclaimed mad scientist who refers to himself as Hououin Kyouma. He, "super hacka" Hashida Itaru, and childhood friend Shiina Mayuri comprise the Future Gadgets Lab. Quite by accident, they discover that their Future Gadget #8, the Phone Microwave (Name Subject to Change), can send text messages to the past. They start sending more messages, radically changing past events (the butterfly effect) and eventually leading to distastrous consequences....

You should watch it. It will blow your mind.
Okabe Rintarou quotes:
"I'll say it once more. I am the mad scientist, Hououin Kyouma!"
"No one knows what the future holds. That's why its potential is infinite."
"This is the choice of Steins;Gate."
"El Psy Congroo."

And of course, the very best one...
(in heavily accented English) "Hey mister, I am mad scientist. It's so COOOOL! ... sonofabitch."

Freakin' awesome.
Steins;Gate by yaminokaabii November 29, 2012

Steins Gate 

A significant and important event, object, location, or time period . Stein's gate holds such a significance , simply because the word, onto itself means absolutely nothing, but whatever concept it is used to describe is important.

From the visual novel and anime/manga series Steins;Gate , where the term is used as a name for the ideal World Line.
" A world of equality and liberty, free of war and crime, is the steins gate for a peace activist such as myself"
Steins Gate by rebel_striker November 5, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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