2 definitions by colt^ inspired by stan el capitan

a steiny is a dick with balls the size of tennis balls. There is no immediate cure for steiny but we are workin on one. If you do have steiny, fk as many girls as u can because the chicks dig it.
IM sorry Mary, your child has steiny.
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a fat, double chinned retarardic alien hoo inpregnates chicks every hour with alien sperm which on the streets costs heaps
hey dan can u get my some "shlosh" sure thing! it will cost u your mum though.
by colt^ inspired by stan el capitan September 30, 2003
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