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Steel-toe sock

A sock that is used on multiple occasions to jerk off inside of. It becomes stiff around the toe area that catches the brunt of the loads.
ME: Dude I think Mom found my Steel-toe sock under my bed.
DAD: She did. When I tried to tell her to leave it there so you didn't ruin another one she threatened to put it on and kick me with it
ME: she should've
Steel-toe sock by Charlie Badass November 10, 2018
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Steel Toe Boots 

A type of foot wear, normaly boots, that have a plate of steel embedded below the toe section of the shoe. I wear these ever day to school for one reason and one reason only: To kick people in the nuts.
Sam: Hey, Yoshiki, why do wear Steel Toe Boots?
Yoshiki: You know why?, stand up with your legs apart and I will demonstrate.
Steel Toe Boots by Yoshiki February 20, 2005

steel toe danish 

shove your big toe in a bitches schfinkter..wiggle it around a little bit..toe her asshole good..then put your tootsie toe in her mouth.
Dear Journal
I cant stand shit on my thumb so i decided to give my girl a steel toe danish today instead.
Love,
Travolta
steel toe danish by Travolta January 25, 2006

Steel toe sandals 

Noun:
A pair of old work boots that you wear without socks.
"Hey could you help me with something outside."
"Yeah just let me get my steel toe sandals."

Size 10 steel-toed enema 

To take your size 10 steel-toed workshoe with your foot still in it and stick it up someone's butt.
How would you like a size 10 steel-toed enema?
Size 10 steel-toed enema by PeeBee February 13, 2004

Steel Toed

When a person is steel toed, they are a person who shows up to an event, running late and of course wearing the incorrect shoes for the job. This person will end up appearing as a douche in front of a large group of people.
Guy 1:Hey where is joe?
Guy 2: Ah.. he is running probably late.

Joe: Hey guys what did i miss?

Guy 1: hey joe, where are your boots?

Joe: AH..garsh..i forgot again..

Guy 2: HAHA look its steel toed JOE!

Guy 1: Or should I say steel CHODE joe!!
Steel Toed by dnart November 2, 2009

sleeping in steel toes 

Being so afraid of political turmoils that your making yourself ready for a fight if woken up. a warning for reflexive assault. the right to sleep sometimes. being afraid of ambush, being afraid of decapitation. sleeping with one eye open.
im sleeping in steel toes tonight because this is really bad for our neihbour.