Steamed

1. A synonym for mad, angry, or pissed . Based on the idea of one being so angry, steam pours from his ears.

2. A word used to trivialize someone's anger.

EX1:

I get steamed whenever Tim Burton casts Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter in one of his stupid movies.

EX2:

Byron: I can't believe you keyed my car; now I have to pay to get that fixed!

Jack: Awww, U steamed?

by Jf Brn Rssll September 17, 2012

Steam

The Game client that distributes games such as Half Life 2, Counter-Strike Source, Team Fortress 2.

Steam is actually a man named Steve who lives far away in the mountains in a little cabin. He controls the steam program but he's fucking retarded thus why steam crashes so damn often. Every now and then , his but buddy, Val( Valve) comes and gives him new programs, but he's so stupid he can't really operate new programs without crashing. So he passes out all the time trying to get these programs to work. Thats why steam is a piece of shit program.

by Paddy O'Mally May 17, 2008

steam

1. A program made by a bunch of sadist programmers at Valve. The target audience is obviously masochists. Gives you the strong urge to torture small fuzzy animals.

2. What happens when water gets too hot.

1. If there is another error with steam I am going to fucking kill myself.

2. Water-OW
Stove-WHAT
Water-It's too hot, I'm melting..

by lordbovine September 5, 2006

steam

A program that let people organize every half-life related game. which takes a million years to load. steam also comes with an anti cheat system called VAC, which also sucks.

Thank you for Choosing SteamING PILE OF SHIT

by Steam Hater March 30, 2005

steam

Short for "Steaming pile of shit".

No example needed. Seriously.

by Woot April 24, 2005

steam

a computer program that doesn't work

Man, this program is just steam.

by Thomas Cai April 16, 2005

steam

The most retarded program on Earth. Made specially for us.

When you want to play CS or HL2, Steam would open up all of a sudden and will start "updating" (as they call it) your games. But don't worry, when you turn it off, it starts updating again until you get mad. Then, your actions are unpredictable. Remember: if you're a dial-up person, don't try Steam on your nerves.

by imnowme December 21, 2005