A steam roller is achieved when you lay beside your partner and suddenly pass gas, at which point you quickly proceed to roll over them. The weight of your body during the roll, will cause your partner to clench and hold their breath. By the time you roll off the other side, your partner will gasp violently after holding their breath for so long, by which point your foul gas should be well dispersed in the air. If done correctly, your partner will have inhaled a good amount of your stink and be reeling in horror!
My girl was expecting a dutch oven so i hit her with a steam roller instead. She is no longer my girl....
by Tampa 2 January 6, 2013
When you and your partner are laying next to each other, and one of you RANDOMLY roll over the other person while slowly saying STEAM ROLLER!
This is not sexual, nor does it involve drugs, this does Not have to be done by couples. Just the randomness and slow words "steam roller" make's the whole thing funny.
This is not sexual, nor does it involve drugs, this does Not have to be done by couples. Just the randomness and slow words "steam roller" make's the whole thing funny.
Man I don't get it..... We were just quietly watching a movie and she Just Randomly starts saying "STEAM ROLLER" and started rolling over me Back and forth! Man I laughed!
Man I tell you I woke up great this morning Traci came over and woke me up by steam rollering me! I woke up like WTF! Then I realized I was stream rolled! Man I love waking up laughing -
See that girl over there sun tanning you should totally go steam roll her!
Man I tell you I woke up great this morning Traci came over and woke me up by steam rollering me! I woke up like WTF! Then I realized I was stream rolled! Man I love waking up laughing -
See that girl over there sun tanning you should totally go steam roll her!
by YourBRIBRI October 4, 2010
When a girl is on top of a guy and she climbs up onto his chest and does a huge dump. Then rolls back and forward over it with her ass cheeks.
Dude I was with this HOT girl last night until she tried to give me the steam roller and I punched her in the face/
by PseudonymChild January 21, 2009
Something you use to try and crush your step brother’s great grandson in stopped time. Works better if your hair is blond and have been stuck at the bottom of the ocean for a century.
See Dio Brando
See Dio Brando
by A failure and a dissapointment December 12, 2019
by sk8mafiaryan July 7, 2009
"Oh man, it was fun at first but things quickly turned for the worst as she rolled over and gave me a steam roller!"
by Thought Monkey March 1, 2010
by Auntie Massacre October 24, 2003