Top Definition
When one wacks off as quietly as possible so as to not disturb the people in the same room.
Sam: I hope no one notices I am stealth masterbating
Girl friend: Sam ... are you wacking off!!!!
Sam: Oh Shit!
by themanwiththeplan9192 April 03, 2010

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