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Steel Bar 

An object of high rarity or hard to find.
John: Man I lost my keys. They must be made of steel bars.
Rob Miley: You're really dumb,you must be Brandon
Steel Bar by NickChambers July 17, 2009

Barking Seal 

When one fucks a fat chick at the beach, and proceeds to dip his moist penis into the sand, then putting it back into the vagina, making the seal bark!
German:dude, what's with the hand print across your face?
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her
Barking Seal by Therealkidnplay September 7, 2010

baritone seal 

1) The sound, during sex of any kind that involves a phallus (organic or otherwise), made by its quick (& sometimes painful) ejection from the cavity in which it was plunging. The resultant 'POP!' when echoed inside the cavity, is the baritone seal. The POP is, much like a freshly-opened pickle jar, the breaking of the seal.

2) The seal-like moaning sounds made, usually accompanied by sealion-esque bucking and thrashing, by certain types of sexual partners nearing orgasm.
1) "I was getting deepthroated by Theresa last night when I got excited and slipped out--you should have heard the baritone seal it made, bro! Sounded like a hotdog bustin in a microwave!"

2) Yo, I tried to hook up wit Robin last night, but she started letting out baritone seals when I went down on her--bitch was putting on a Sea World show, dawg!
baritone seal by glandcyclops August 19, 2008

Barking Seal 

When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.
Yo! Last night was crazy!!! Gave this girl a barking seal! She was squealin like a pig!
Barking Seal by Brylon713 September 6, 2010

the barking seal 

The choking sound one makes when they are giving a blowjob and the other persons pubes get caught in their braces (n.)
That bitch did the barking seal when she got the fuzzy train tracks.

Barbeque Sauce & Steak Sauce 

Barbeque Sauce and Steak Sauce are contradictions to each other. Something that is Steak Sauce is something that is utterly amazing and totally awesome. Barbeque Sauce is something that is god awful.
Lance: "Dude, this party is Barbeque Sauce."

Ian: "Yeah it is, let's go to a better party. I hear our friend Duke was having a party, and he throws some totally Steak Sauce parties."

Lance: "Hell yeah dude! Let's go!"

Ian: "Yeah man. Barbeque Sauce & Steak Sauce? I'd totally go with the A1."

Lance: "Heyyoo! Lehh go."