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Shit-steak 

Something that is generally good, such as steak, that is shitty for some reason.
"I left a chocolate bar in my hot car and it turned into shit-steak."

"Lets go out and party!"
*gets arrested for public intoxication*
"Well that night turned into shit-steak."
Shit-steak by Fordtuff June 25, 2018

Hammered Shit Steak 

The lowest grade steak you can legally buy. You'd think you were eating literal hammered shit.
I went to Denny's and ate their Hammered Shit Steak then had a violent green meat attack.

steam shit 

When spocks sister takes a shit on your chest.
To live prosperous, is to accept a steam shit on your chest from spocks sister
steam shit by Two Gurleys one Kupp October 12, 2017

Shit Steam 

To clog up someone's bathtub with toilet paper and take a shit in the tub then leave the hot shower running over it to humidify and make the fecal matter airborne
Someone shit steamed the frat house at St. Mary's College of Maryland
Shit Steam by G-Bozo November 7, 2005

Streak of shit 

On the farm, when a cow is taking a shit and, in the process, Coughs causing an explosion of shit to hurl from its ass at light speed. Most often a witness to this even will tend to use the phrase to describe the speed of an object or vehicle.
“That thing was faster than a streak of shit”.
Streak of shit by plowboy July 30, 2009

shit streak 

I didn't use bleach, so I couldn't get the shit streaks off of my underwear.
shit streak by Defdeffer March 31, 2022