Hot Dog Steamers 

A pair of sweatpants.

After a long day of work, I just want to put on my sweatshirt and my hot dog steamers and just relax on the couch.

Hot Dog Steamers by Smurf Exterminator December 31, 2012

Chet Steadman 

The moustachioed Chicago Cubs pitcher from Rookie of The Year with a rocket arm who eats the best Salisbury steak he's ever had and then continues to blow out his arm. Chet can make a wailing guitar play on demand when it is relevant to anything that is happening to him in real life.

Chet Steadman will strike you out with the high stanking cheddar and then eat the best Salisbury steak he's ever had.

Chet Steadman by Ebenezer Scrotum February 7, 2008

steadmanized 

A man who is basically overshadowed by his female partner. People know that he exists, but could care less about him.

Dan used to receive a lot of press about his career, now that he's dating that uber famous movie star, he's been steadmanized. Where is he anyway? Who cares?

steadmanized by Bryce King October 7, 2008

Stanley Steamers Coffee Creamer 

Verb: The act of pouring steaming hot coffee into your partners asshole, and ejaculating endlessly inside their ass till the coffee and ejaculate mix pushing it back out into your cup ready to drink.

Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.

Stanley Steamers Coffee Creamer by M.T. Sinjac November 28, 2015

Steamen 

When an alchemist of impeccable skill draws a transmutation circle around his penis; Upon climax, he transmutes his semen into steam, as to intentionally burn his lover.

Ex: "Bro I fired a nice steamen load in her face. Had her walking around looking like the Governor."

Ex 2: "I gave her a nice steamen pie. It was real hot."

Steamen by Baby Sweet Relish November 1, 2014

Steadmania 

When everyone around you all of a sudden turns into a bunch of Steadmans; A rare disorder scene only a small amount in the history of the world.

I was walking down the street and all of a sudden I was hit with a case of Steadmania, everyone around me became total assholes.

Steadmania by Jos. A. Bank June 23, 2010

cleveland steamers 

X is a dumb fuck. A chili dog is where you shit on a girl's chest then titty-fuck her. A cleveland steamer is where (often in the act of a breakup) you have sex with someone, wait for them to fall asleep, take a huge shit on their chest, and leave.

I would never chili dog anyone. However, I gave out a few cleveland steamers out in my day. I shat on their chests and got the fuck out of there.

cleveland steamers by dookieluv February 15, 2006