When asked to meet for beers, he replied, "Can't. Got STD."
by VaDon August 16, 2009
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STD basically means, well...
Ooops!!!
Dave: Hey man I just fucked Shelley and now I'm gunna get an STD or something!!!

Max: Ooops!!!
by HoRnEySoYbEaN April 17, 2008
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KiKi: SHE GOT STD!

Joe: What?! Don't be starting rumor about my friend.


KiKi: No I mean she got something to do.

Joe: Oh, moded.

by stripper4money February 11, 2009
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If you’re here for the definition of Sexually Transmitted Disease, GO DIE IN A FAT HOLE WITH UR MOM. STD is actually the acronym for Spencer The Druggie. So if you think that’s wrong GO SUCK A POISONOUS EGG!!!
STD is one wit da walz.
by Spencer The Druggie (STD) February 5, 2018
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1.A very nasty deisese that you dont want!!!!!!
2.A newark taggin click made an originated in the bay with fresh young taggers.
1.Boy1:AYYYY ma hoe liets go throw up an STD over there!
Boy2:aight jus dnt get caught
by MA_HOE!!!! March 3, 2008
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okay wow, yes STD means sexually transmitted disease but it in the bay, we do sometimes mean smoke thizz drink, therefore makin it STD.
joe: damn nigga, whatd you do at that party last night tho?
bob: deeeeeaaaamn, i STD'd!
by oh heyyyyyy October 22, 2007
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noun- a girl who is a walking sexual disease with legs. if she even looks at you she will infect you because she's been EVERYWHERE and seen EVERYONE'S pants. so keep your zipper zipped!
guy: dude that's a total STD over there
other guy: yeah she was with Zac last night AND david an hour later.
guy: i think we might catch the aids virus if we don't skat.
by halfxxdoomed December 22, 2008
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