staybbatical 

A sabbatical during which time the individual taking the sabbatical does not anywhere, but stays at home instead. Also code for unemployed.

Frank: Where are you working these days?
Harriet: I'm on an extended staybbatical. Mostly I am using this time to catch up on important legal decisions on 'The People's Court.'

staybbatical by The New Musicologist August 22, 2011

Soul Sabbatical 

A period of rest taken by the principle of life, feeling, thought, and action in humans.

Guy #1: "Man, have you seen bill in a while?"

Guy #2: "Yeah, I went to his house and he was in the middle of a soul sabbatical."

Soul Sabbatical by wussy February 26, 2010

sabbatical 

Leave time with pay granted to a teacher or professor after serving for six or seven years on the same faculty. Its purpose is to give an extended period of time for concentrated study.

A sabbatical year is a prolonged hiatus, typically one year, in the career of an otherwise successful individual taken in order to fulfill some dream, e.g. writing a book or travelling extensively. Some universities and other institutional employers of scientists, physicians, and/or academics offer a paid sabbatical as an employee benefit

I need a sabbatical to think over some things and get away from the daily routine.

sabbatical by Adanedhel July 3, 2005

shabbatical 

To take a break from the practice of Shabbat. ( Shabbat: ritual observance in Judaism )

Yael: I've been taking a break from Shabbat for a couple months.
Tiffany: Oh, you're taking a Shabbatical.
Yael: I am indeed.

shabbatical by StellaRanks February 17, 2015

Spank sabbatical 

Taking a time out, a breather from long periods of masterbating.

My friends boyfriend is on a spank sabbatical, because he was waxing his own carrot too much, and became desinsitized , no longer able to perform intercourse with his girlfriend.

Spank sabbatical by Amawee21 May 15, 2016

stayatical

The result of not having work for many months do to constant reorgs.

I have been on Stayatical for the last 3 months

stayatical by Seattilite January 16, 2015

herpes sabbatical

a- the condition of having a herpes cold sore, so large, on your lip that it keeps you from kissing anyone.

b- having a herpes cold sore large enough to render one a hideous creature- hence wanting to stay out of the public eye until it clears up.

a- Valentine's Day came and went, I was on a herpes sabbatical. But I did give out a few rain checks;)

b- There is no way I'm going to that party tonight. I'm going on a herpes sabbatical until this damn cold sore clears up.

herpes sabbatical by Outpost 1 February 18, 2010