statusfaction 

the feeling of elation one experiences when they are quite pleased with their clever facebook (or other online networking site) status. usually accompanied by a smug grin or a laugh that begs to be asked, "what's so funny?"

"having used his iphone to update his facebook, jim smiled with statusfaction at his witty statement, which he was sure would receive numerous comments."

statusfaction by The Pep April 6, 2009

STATUSfaction 

The art of feeling completely gratified by your current post on FaceBook.

With my post receiving so many likes on FaceBook, I have finally achieved STATUSfaction! I am completely STATUSfied.

STATUSfaction by jbwritergirl May 5, 2014

facebook statusfaction 

the feeling of satisfaction you get when people 'like' or comment on your facebook status.

see textual satisfaction

"she didnt get enough facebook statusfaction so she reposted her status like three times!"

facebook statusfaction by misterstanwood April 29, 2011

satisfaction

the tangible feeling in which I demand some of.

satisfaction by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

status-faction

Being satisfied with the amount of comments and likes recieved on a facebook status.

Facebook user: Wow 46 likes and 123 comments. now thats status-faction

status-faction by diego montanegro March 1, 2010

satisfaction

The feeling you get when you obtain one of the following: revenge, orgasm, college degree, a really hot chick's/dude's phone #

(revenge/orgasm) I was satisfied after I came for the 4th time that night, afterall, I was fucking my girlfriends sister after I found out my girlfriend cheated on me.

(degree/phone#) I was showing off my college degree at work and this hot chick gave me her number.

satisfaction by syst0lic August 11, 2003

Textual Satisfaction 

The feeling you get when your phone has a new message/missed call.

"dude I've been having textual satisfaction all day I already have 5 new messages."

Textual Satisfaction by SoccerKid3310 May 9, 2010