statistically significant other 

A significant other whose status is not created by a agreed-upon relationship status but by how much time is spent with them. Could also be considered a behavioral significant other.

Combination of "statistically significant" and "significant other."

Since he spent twice as much time with Karen as with any of the other girls he was dating, his friends called Karen his statistically significant other.

statistically significant other by Brett Lider February 5, 2009

statistically speaking

These words usually come out of an arrogant big shots mouth as they are trying to capture people's attention. The statement is based on facts from previous years.

Statistically speaking the economy of the US will be due for another recession and housing market crash soon.

statistically speaking by JoeyBomm June 22, 2020

statistically significant others 

enough ex-boyfriends/girlfriends to constitute a valid scientific study (more than 30).

You'd better stay away from Pamela; she's got statistically significant others.

statistically significant others by Robert Stephenson July 29, 2008

Statistically 9 out of 10 people

Enjoy Gang Rape

Statistically 9 out of 10 people lie

Statistically 9 out of 10 people by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

Statistically Impossible 

I've ran the numbers and it's statistically impossible that Mallory can miss Noah more than Noah misses Mallory, I mean the numbers say it all.

Its statistically impossible for her to miss me more.

Statistically Impossible by N3wt0n49 November 2, 2021

Statistical Mechanics

The belief that thermodynamic systems can be expressed using statistics. It is mostly used to more accurately express a system where there are many microstates involving microscopically observable quantities (e.g. kinetic energy of particle 1, 2, 3, ... , n-1, n or Potential energy of particle 1, 2, 3, ..., n-1, n as opposed to quantities like pressure or volume).

What the author of this article should be revising now, Statistical Mechanics (or stat mech as it's more conveniently known) can be described by many physics students as a "cluster-fuck of endless equations and probability distribution functions designed to intentionally screw up their mind altogether".

It is widely known that stat mech is utterly incomprehensible until the actual exam day, when all the nonsensical examples and equations (most notably finding the entropy of an elastic band expressed as a function of the number of links in said band, and the expression of gas molecules as masses on springs) seem to reach perfect clarity and they tend to walk out with at least a 2-1.

"You going to statistical mechanics?"
"No fucking way, I'm making noodles for lunch!"

Statistical Mechanics by Nathan J. Croe January 20, 2010

statriotically 

sta.tri.o.ti.cal.ly (STAY-tree-ah-ti-ka-lee)
-adverb

In a statriotic manner.

Peggy does everything statriotically, with the best interest of North Dakota in mind.

statriotically by P, B, B, D & J May 4, 2007