A: What are you doing at that computer all this time?
B: Just updating some clever stati on Facebook
B: Just updating some clever stati on Facebook
by one4jmu July 10, 2010
Lots of different random statuses in social networking sites such as Facebook by friends who never make much sense but make you laugh anyway
by Rosy Darling September 15, 2012
dirty state school kids, generally like rugby league and come from shit suburbs.
the guy that will be doing the rubbish run in 2-3 years.
the chick that will be cleaning up the spilt cat food in aisle 7.
the guy that will be doing the rubbish run in 2-3 years.
the chick that will be cleaning up the spilt cat food in aisle 7.
look at that statie chick in her wu-tang pants with three kids hanging of her hair and needles falling out of her pockets. is that dried semen on her leg.... why i believe it is...
''i'd tap that...... psyche.''
''dude you'd catch leprosy''
''i'd tap that...... psyche.''
''dude you'd catch leprosy''
by muffles pants shire August 28, 2007
The term used for when facebook users put an "is" before their status even if it's grammatically incorrect or makes no sense whatsoever.
Example of a Statis:
Jason's is HAD SO MUCH FUN AT SARAH'S BDAY JAM!
Kendra is my new snowboard is sweett!!!
Jamal is OMG
Jason's is HAD SO MUCH FUN AT SARAH'S BDAY JAM!
Kendra is my new snowboard is sweett!!!
Jamal is OMG
by Tixter108 April 5, 2009
by Glenn Powell March 22, 2006
A cop that is employed by the state; they only patrol the roads, and enforce traffic safety. Some staties are caring and are 'team players'. The other staties just want to act like egotistical pricks instead of acting proffesional, by acting like king shit hollywood cops, unlike real cops who keep the 'real' criminals off the streets.
"Engine 5 off at that MVC, we've got a statie trying to pull an injured woman out of that mini van, get a hold of his supervisor and tell him to get the hell away from the car before someone gets hurt."
by DKbikes October 28, 2007
One who has much "pimp status". One who excels at many things, such as pimping, ballin', or just being the shit.
by Shawn April 13, 2004