5 Stages of Being Ginger 

All gingers go through 5 stages in their life, like the 5 stages of grief.

1. Denial - They blindly believe they are 'strawberry blonde' and not ginger. LIES
2. Anger - Why me?!? Usually a period of blaming the parents
3. Bargaining - They start begging and wishing that their hair will change, or maybe a different hairstyle will hide the fact that they are ginger. Its not gonna happen i'm afraid
4. Depression - An overwhelming feeling of hopelessness, usually leads to lots of masturbation.
5. Acceptance - The ginger realises there is nothing they can do, and prepares them self for the endless insults.

Tony: Ha the poor bastard is on stage 4

Friend: His cock is gonna be raw by the end of the week

5 Stages of being ginger

5 Stages of Being Ginger by Kaiiizr February 13, 2010

The 7 Stages of being High 

1st stage- feeling the first breathtaking release from reality

2nd stage- this reality creates a world of happiness, a.k.a.
a slight buzz

3rd stage- as your buzz escalates, you discover happiness in all sorts of dimensions. Examples include music being clearer and more vibrant, humor exceeding expectations, and most importantly a pasty mouth

4th stage- your buzz is radiant. you have surpassed reality
and all of the worlds fucked up problems

5th stage- you feel alive/care free. you are in the
moment, eat it, express it. live it.

6th stage- you have completely entered a world like
none other. Your passionate, loving, free. this
world is your happy place

7th stage- You are high/at the top of the world. You are
content with your high and there is no need for
more. Happy.

G1: yo man....how high are you?
G2: dude....im probably at a 4....we should smoke more, i wanna get to a fucking 7 on The 7 Stages of being High chart man...
G1: great idea man....let's do this

15 min later....

G1: dude...guess what...
G2: what?...man....
G1: i'm at a 7.....
G2: right on...me too bro...happy as can be...:)

The 7 Stages of being High by Dr. Hoy April 24, 2010

The Four Stages Of Being High 

1. The Smoking Stage
2. The Eating Stage
3. The Everything is alive Stage
4. The Sleeping Stage

Guy 1: Those 4 stages of being high are soo true, i didnt believe it when you first told me before we lit up!
Guy 2: I knew you realized it when you started screaming at the refridgerater!

The Four Stages Of Being High by DaFuzz March 13, 2005

The Four Stages of Being High 

First Stage: Hyper
Second Stage: Feeling very happy
Third Stage: Stoned; Where you feel almost dead and anything is comfy
Fourth Stage: Retarded; Where you literally can't operate your own mind and body

After the last stage, it will restart as a new cycle but a "higher" level

Person 1: Dude ok what if when we are smoking, like we are going through a neverending of The four stages of being high, and it just keeps going..
Person 2: Like how you get hyper then happy..oh then you get stoned..hmm and whats above that?
Person 1: Thats when you smoked so much and you are just Retarded
Person 3: Whoa dude..dude!?! look at the spider, I'm so high that I don't care.

The Four Stages of Being High by Dizz85 June 29, 2010

the state of being alive 

literally being horny and wanting to die at some point

person: sometimes i like the state of being alive

the state of being alive by ItzShadow January 29, 2021