Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People 

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.

Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People by TRK, Author April 25, 2008

statementize 

want to take a statement from

Ms. Gonzalez, they want to statementize your witness, please give Ms. Singh the witness' phone number.

statementize by court reporter June 8, 2009

Statementing

When someone strings multiple proclamations together, redundant or independent, when speaking.

Bernadette responded to mom’s lecture with, “Are you almost done statementing?”

Statementing by barnacle.bern May 25, 2021

statementation 

a word describing a statement or one who constantly makes them

Person One: Fish are friends, not food.
Person Two: STOP IT WITH YOUR STATEMENTATION!

statementation by meechtastic April 10, 2009

Subsequent Loop of Redundant Statements 

When someone has very little ambition to expand their vocabulary, they end up repeating a word or phrase too many times in a sentence. Its different from Pleonasm in the way that pleonasm pertains to one subject in a sentence. SLRS
just happens when a person is being a complete fucking idiot.

Subsequent Loop of Redundant Statements - "so my boyfriend was gonna be all like going to the store 2 buy a fifth and then I was all like grab some cigs too and then he was all like bitch I don't get paid till thursday"

Subsequent Loop of Redundant Statements by thefirstzappafan1 October 24, 2011

Statementify

Re-wording a question into a statement.

I am going to statementify the essay question, to use as my thesis statement.

Statementify by Man_Person March 16, 2024

thirst statements 

When you verbally try to be sexy and mentally turn someone on. Works better on women.

Guy 1: Bro my girl sends me so many thirst traps...I’m lucky. What does your girl do?

Guy 2: She sends me thirst statements.
Guy 1: Lame

thirst statements by YourePhinestHighness June 24, 2020