Statuatory Crush 

A feeling of sexual desire for someone with whom sex would be considered statutory rape.

Eric had a statuatory crush on our hot English teacher.

Statuatory Crush by aweeze November 20, 2009

stachetory rape 

an aggressive mustache ride given to an unwilling partner

Sharon accused Tom of stachetory rape after he pulled her on to his face.

stachetory rape by rusty bedsprings August 18, 2012

statuatory rape 

Consentual sex with a minor.

Yeah, she WANTED to have sex with you, butt, she's only 15. If word gets around, you could go to prison for statuatory rape you fucktard!

statuatory rape by Sex Ed December 1, 2006

Snatchitory Rape 

Yes, guys usually take advantage of girls, but this is the opposite. Also, relatable to situations when that certain friend doesn't want to admit to the previous night's blunder.

Friend 1: hey suit, you sleep with that girl last night?
Friend 2: not exactly sure.
Friend 1: ah, we got ourselves a snatchitory rape case.

Snatchitory Rape by InoWHATuDIDlastNIGHT March 2, 2010

stachatoralicious 

When a girl is way too hot for her age, thus having sex with her would be stachatory rape.

Oh my god, Bob's little sister is so hot, she's stachatoralicious.

stachatoralicious by Stengle April 16, 2006

Statuatory Vape 

When people vape close by you without your consent because they believe it's completely safe.

"Curtis just TOTALLY statuatory vaped me. "

"I know...they haven't even done proper studies on that stuff yet but he thinks it perfectly safe"

Statuatory Vape by greggers33 July 24, 2015

Sketchatory 

When you meet a girl and she tells you she is certain age and it turns out that she is much younger.

Johnny was feeling good about being 16 and having his drivers license. "We were down at the beach and I whistled at this girl and we starting hanging out.....asking her how old she was and she said the same as you.......turns out she was only 14"..........Sketchatory!

Sketchatory by Brandito94 August 24, 2011