Any one being who becomes a free-loading, life-ruining, football-throwing, tupperware-selling, time-machine-buying, bust-must-plus-vending, steak-eating Bodaggit.

A middle aged man stuck in the 80s, he is said to have the greatest football skills of all time, but was held back by his coach. Back in '82 he could throw a pigskin a 1/4 mile.