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One of those douchebags that hog the outlets and/or comfy chairs for hours on end at Starbucks. Most likely one of those hipsters with no literary talent that hog the comfy chairs at Starbucks while waiting out their never-ending writer's block. Also includes the business people that use Starbucks as a satellite office.
That starschmuck has been sitting there for hours!
by Lugiratina July 07, 2014

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synonym for Starbucks when you want to accentuate the fact that they overcharge for their beverages.
Let's go to starschmucks. Isn't it fucked how they pretend to buy fair-trade coffee?
by thagunit February 28, 2011

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