One of those douchebags that hog the outlets and/or comfy chairs for hours on end at Starbucks. Most likely one of those hipsters with no literary talent that hog the comfy chairs at Starbucks while waiting out their never-ending writer's block. Also includes the business people that use Starbucks as a satellite office.
That starschmuck has been sitting there for hours!
by Lugiratina July 07, 2014
synonym for Starbucks when you want to accentuate the fact that they overcharge for their beverages.
Let's go to starschmucks. Isn't it fucked how they pretend to buy fair-trade coffee?
by thagunit February 28, 2011

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