stareway

The general direction that you gaze while deep in thought. Can get you into awkward situations in crowded places. In the public transit context, your stareway may cause you to commit an involuntary crotchstare

Person Y: "Stop staring at me, what is your problem?"
Thinker: "I'm so sorry, I wasn't really staring at you. You were simply in my stareway."

Person X: "I noticed you staring at my crotch. Like what you see?"
Thinker: "Oh no, it was an involuntary crotchstare! You were in my stareway!"

stareway by WhatsNotTaken? March 2, 2012

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Stateway Gardens

Housing Projects on the south side of Chicago. Its the hood.

1.All the windows are boarded up at stateway gardens

2. Dont go into Stateway or you'll get your ass shot.

Stateway Gardens by Gganster31 March 28, 2005

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US Scareways

Used to describe the airline US Airways, usually pertaining to their lousy customer service, constant delays, and of course, lost luggage.

Person # 1- Dude! Us Airways lost my luggage! It had all my clothes in there!
Person # 2- Oh, you mean Us Scareways?

US Scareways by Maybelline October 22, 2007

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shareway

A term used in golf to refer to incidences when two fairways from different holes share common ground

The shareway at the 1st/18th on the Old Course at St Andrews is among the most forgiving in golf

shareway by paulborthwick September 18, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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