stare at the wallpaper 

when you take a shit without reading material. staring at the wall in front of you is pretty much all you can do, unless you can beat one out with the smell of your own poo

There were some old issues of Modern Bride, so I just decided to stare at the wallpaper.

stare at the wallpaper by Ace-Money December 9, 2008

Stare at the Wall 

To stare at someone for over 45 minutes, and be so close to them that you can count how many teeth they have, or what they ate before. Without sexual touch, or kissing though. You cant get her.

"John stared at Dina for over 45 minutes, slowly osilating his male reproductive, one inch grinch, but to no good end. We tell "John" later to go Stare at the Wall, and pretend its something you could actually get, such as Doritos"

Stare at the Wall by I hate John P July 23, 2003

Don't just stare at it 

Eat it

Patrick: Don't just stare at it, eat it.

Don't just stare at it by FunkyBigSauce September 5, 2022

Share at Home Mom 

The life-blood of 21st century social media, yet the bane of any respectable social media user.

Share at home moms represent the 1% of the internet that actually click the buttons that Facebook, Twitter and Youtube want you to click. They are the compulsive sharers, likers and awkward commenters on your favorite social media sites that degrade and corrupt our walls, news feeds and carefully planned social media presence.

Unlike the regular, hard-working, barely employed, Gen-Y internet users that represent today's 99%, the share at home moms are so rich with internet access and social media usage that they bring down the social (media) fabric we have worked so hard to create.

Remember that time you tried to post something really cool or funny on your Facebook page, then your mom or your friend's mom swooped in with a cheesy comment that essentially ruined what you were trying to do?

Share at Home Mom.

Every wonder why brands like Clorox Bleach and Tide detergent have so many followers? Why would somebody click "like" on these boring company pages?

Share at Home Mom.

Inundated with agonizingly cheesy chain emails urging you to forward some idiotic story to all your friends?

Share at Home Mom.

Share at Home Mom by Pelowtz November 30, 2011

at stake 

at risk; one the line

When your survival is at stake, pleasure and pain will be strong motivators.

at stake by Roxanne Lu December 10, 2013

spare prick at a wedding 

used when u feel lonely or in times u feel out of place.

friend: do u want to come out with me and my girlfriend?

you: jesus no! ill be a spare prick at a wedding!

spare prick at a wedding by scottmeister October 24, 2007

Cake at stake 

All the points are gone we are free from them now but we look on, from the moment that we see, the next slice of Cake the Step closer to the Prize brought on at Cake at stake

Person 1: Hey when is cake at stake gonna start?
Person 2: now

Cake at stake by Amigo_Lololol July 16, 2022