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A rare breed of turtle located on the coast of Niger. Known for its quick movements, only seen when no one else is around. Food source(s): Oxygen
1st Person: "That is an amazing turtle!"
2nd Person: "Ah, the African Standstill. Don't turn your back on it, you'll never see him again."
by kingHaxsor February 17, 2009

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