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stalkin your mom 

The best YFM song. Lyrics stalkin your momx5 ha I've been stalkin your mom for like 2 years straight I'm way to shy to ask her out on a date so I just wait in yo neighbors lawn with my camera ready and my camoflouge on and I know that I'll get plenty pics when she leaves for work at exactly 7:26 I follow her on my bike but it's hopeless cuz I'll never keep up with her ford focus so I kidnapped her golden retriever wanted to return it just to please her but for got to feed her takin care of a dog is hard gave it to her dead said it got ran over by a car
Yo did you hear the YFM song stalkin your mom?

Yea I listened to while stalkin yours
stalkin your mom by Benetar January 3, 2014
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facebook stalkin

when someone stays on facebook for excessive amounts of time, aimlessly searching through people's profiles, and pictures
John was facebook stalking last night and was able to find out that Sarah has a date to the movies on friday with Al

Stackin’ Dreamz

Stackin’ Dreamz
Is when you set your mind to achieve multiple goals in life.
determined to turn your talents into success.

committed to making your dreams come true.
Person : I have spent half of my life committed to Stackin’ Dreamz.

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei

Papa Stalin 

Papa Stalin is the man that will put you in Gulag and we should all worship him
Ruski: All hail papa stalin!
Western Spy: No hail eisenhower
Papa Stalin: Go to gulag you spy
Papa Stalin by Publord Corgi July 16, 2018

organized stalking 

“Organized Stalking is a form of terrorism used against an individual in a malicious attempt to reduce the quality of a persons life so they will: have a nervous break-down, become incarcerated, institutionalized, experience constant mental, emotional, or physical pain, become homeless, and/or
commit suicide. This is done using well-orchestrated accusations, lies, rumors, bogus investigations, setups, framings, intimidation, overt or covert threats, vandalism, thefts, sabotage, torture, humiliation, emotional terror and general harassment. It is a “ganging up” by members of the community who follow an organizer and participate in a systematic “terrorizing” of an individual.”
-Mark M. Rich
Organized stalking is a crime against humanity.
organized stalking by Gangstalked October 16, 2007

chip stackin' 

To acquire large sums of cash and putting your bundles of cash in stacks.
I made so much money at the Walgreens after I got paid I was chip stackin'
chip stackin' by Kanye15 July 7, 2016
When two people go for a romantic walk but only one of them knows.
See, they're going for a romantic walk but she doesn't seem to notice him. He must be stalking her then
Stalking by Bwitney January 23, 2018